I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
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