I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
you inspire me to be a worse person
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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