Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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