Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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