escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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