I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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