Me too!
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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