It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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