I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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