That reminds me...we need to get swords
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I'm bleeding and have questions
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