the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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