when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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