get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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