i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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