You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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