We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
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