Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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