btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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