Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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