Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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