I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Randomize
