Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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