I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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