he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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