He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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