Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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