At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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