I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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