Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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