Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
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