all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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