is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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