Pappa wants mamma naked
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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