As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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