real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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