Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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