He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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