like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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