And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
The struggles of a small town man whore
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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