nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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