So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize
