Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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