plz talk dirty to me
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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