Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
