please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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