at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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