Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
so let's talk penis.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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