he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
COCAINE IS GR8
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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