Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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