So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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