He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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