I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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