I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
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