Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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