I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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