We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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